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Pati Patni ghomne gaye
raste main gadha ghas kha raha tha
patni boli woh dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha hai,
namste karo.
Pati bola: Namaste Susar ji
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ek murgi ne 3 ande diye aur dua ki ya Allah
mere bache naik niklain
to pehle andey main se bacha namaz parhta hua nikla,
dosra bacha tasbih parhta hua nikla,
tesra nahi nikla to murgi pareshan hogai
aur us ne bache ko awaz di to anday main se awaz aai
k main etqaf main betha hoon.
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I asked Abhishek what is the difference between
old Umrao Jaan and new Umrao Jaan?
Abhishek: nayi wali se apni setting hai.
aur
old wali se papa ki.
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sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet,
all ladies suddenly stand up!
sardar: izzat dil mai ho bus yahi kafi hota hai
Betho Betho
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Lady to Doctor: mera beta motar cycle se gir gaya hai.
Doctor: I can't understand please speak in English.
Lady: my londa is gironda from HERO HONDA. :P
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shehzada saleem: humari amma aur abba humse
aitna pyar karte tahe k humare sone tak
humare pass baithe rahte aur hum phir bhi na sote.
wazeer: isiliye to aap iklote rah gaye
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Sardar- why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar- If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
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Teacher: How Old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I m.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He become father only after I was born.
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pyar ki rasmo ko ye zamana kiya jane,
dil ka dard dil torne wala kiya jane
hoti hai kitni mehnat ek larki patane main
ye ghar pe betha us ka baap kiya jane
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Main ne bhi kisi se piyar kiya tha,
thora nahi beshumar kiya tha,
meri to zindagi hi badal gai jab us ne mujh sekaha,
"arey pagal mein ne to sirf mazak kiya tha" Find more in Poetry section