Funny Jokes

in a sardar's garment store one day a customer comes
and says Bhaisaab underwear dikhana zara
Sardarji: oye sorry yaar aaj pehna nahi..

Husband wife main larai hogai
husband ghar se chala gaya.
raat ko phone aya
husband: khane main kiya hai
wife: zehar
Husband: khana kha lena main dair se aaonga

and old man advertises his zaroorate-e-rishta in newspaper
after a month, he gets a letter saying:
miyan es umar main farishta ata hai rishta nahi.

a sardar prayers daily for 2 hours
hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade
after 11 years vaheguru angrily appears and says:
oye ullu de pathay ek bar ticket to lee le

a sardar prayers daily for 2 hours
hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade
after 11 years vaheguru angrily appears and says:
oye ullu de pathay ek bar ticket to lee le

Teacher to sardar: name 5 animals living in water.
Sardar: Frog
Teacher: Good, now name other 4 animals
sardar: frog da baap, frog di maa,
frog di behan and frog da pra.

2 admi qabristan main baithe tahe
ek ne kaha ye log bade aram se sote hain
ek murda qabar se utha aur bola
kyon na soyan ye jaga jaan de k hasil ki hai.

Sardar ji ko invitation mila,
k aap ko party main lal tie pehan kar aana hai
sardar ji party main phonche to dekha k
logon ne pant shirt bhi pehni hui hai.

Exam main question tha
challenge kise kehte hain?
pathan ne pora page khali chor kar last page par likha,
apne baap ki aulaad hai to pass kar k dikha

ek pathan naya doctor bana
doctor banne k baad baad us ne pehle operation kiya
operation theater se nikal kar kehta hai
YA ALLAH mera pehla gift kabool karna.