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  • For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
  • Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters.
  • I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
  • I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
  • You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same.
  • English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
  • I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet.
  • I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
  • When I’m good, I’m really good, but when I’m bad I’m better.
  • One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
  • I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
  • We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me.
  • I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me.
  • Never wish on 1 star more than once cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
  • If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  • You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!
  • The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
  • When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)
  • Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
  • You're unique, just like everyone else....
  • I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not.
  • I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven.
  • I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
  • Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
  • Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.

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maa: beti tum sari raat kahan thi? beti: main sari raat apne boy friend k saath thi. Maa: to kar aayi apna mouh kala. Beti: to kiya hua fair & lovely hai na.
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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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